Teacher Vs Student SmS Jokes In Tamil

 

 

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TEACHER: unaku entha animal pidikum..?

Stud: poonai pidikum.

TEACHER: Why?

Stud: poonai kurukka vandha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!

 

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Teacher: un padippula romba akkara vachurukkuradhu yaru?
Mani:conductor..
T:yen?
M:avar than daily nee pass'a nee pass'a nu kekkurar!

 

 

Padichavanuku 1000 kavalai!
endha kelvi varum endru.
but padikadavanuku ore kavalai!

Maapla, inniki enna examda!

 

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HOD:ABCD ethana eluthu?
Stu:4
HOD:Total
Stu:5
H:stupid
St:6
H: what?
St:7
H: Nonsense
Stu:8
H:??
Stu: paesu de mapla ippa pesu..

 

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Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence
student: WOW..!!

 

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Mokka sms with vadivel

 

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga vikkum?

Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa, Entha Oorla saapittalum
Thondaila than "VIKKUM"...

Love++ program:

 

Love++ Program:
#include<boy.h>
#include<girl.h>
Void main()
(
int serupu,rose;
if(love==ok)
Printf("ROSE");
else
Printf("SERUPU");
escape();
)
Outpt:Nextfigure

Mobile oru city bus

 

*Mobile oru
City Bus*

*Sms than Ticket*

*Sms anuppupavar Conductor*

*Sms padippavar passenger*

*Sms padichutu Reply anupathavar "without".!
neenga eppadi

Tamilan daa....

 

Thamilan entru sollada thalai nimirnthu nilada

Kathal Kavidhai

 

Aval Intha Ulagathil Virumbatha Ondrai... Naan Innum Virumbi Kondey Irukiren... "Aval Meethula En Kathalai..." good morning. . .

Cute tamil Sms

 

**  MOUNAM  **  has lot of meanings 1. Inbamana nerangalil mounam "Sammadham" 2. Unmayanavargal piriyum podhu mounam "Thunbam " 3. Natpil mounam "Nambikai" 4. Kaadhalil mounam "Chithravadhai" 5.Tholviyil mounam "Porumai" 6. Vettriyil mounam "Adakkam" 7. Irudhiyil mounam "Maranam".. Good Evening . .