EXCERSICE WAST

A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
.
A Sea Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,
But lives for 300 yrs!

Moral:EXERCISE IS WASTE..
SLEEP WELL...

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NeengaAnupura SMS Enaku Romba Piduchiruku Athanala Ungalaku Oru Chinna Gift

Rs. _______________-/-
This is Blank
Cheque
U Can Fill
The Amount as
U Want

சரிடா மாப்பிள்ளை

Father: Rank card Engeda? Son: Inthangappa Father: 5 subjectlayum fail. Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey Son: sarida maapla seena podamaa sign podu.!
Eppadi

குரங்கு

Boy : enna Kalailaye monkey kuda walking ga?

Girl : hello mr. Ithu monkey illa dog.

Boy : nan nai kitta keatean.
Girl:...???

இன்றைய தத்துவம்

TODAYS PUNCH:
->Yeman siricha 80'il maranam,
Women siricha
20'il maranam!

->Thanni adicha weak aagum body,
Ponnu siricha valarum dhaadi!

->Kadaila irukum masal vadai,
Thirumbi parka vaikkum Retta jadai!

->Aadiku pinnal aavani,
Thadiku pinnal dhaavani!

->Nanbargal yepodhum onnukulla onnu,
Avanga pirinja adhuku karanam ponnu!

->Pallavan bus color pacha,
Oru ponnu pinnadi pona nee edukanum picha!. . .
No..no... no..
No claps... no

மோதிரம்

LOVERS JOKE girl: nama 2 perum modhiram mathikalama?

Boy: vendam!

Girl: yaen?

Boy: un modhiram 2gram
En modhiram 8 gram..
(yaar kitta attaya podura)

மோதிரம்

LOVERS JOKE girl: nama 2 perum modhiram mathikalama?

Boy: vendam!

Girl: yaen?

Boy: un modhiram 2gram
En modhiram 8 gram..
(yaar kitta attaya podura)

நடிகர் மோகன்

Actor"Mohan"
Bakery shop
pona,

eppadi cake
ketpaar?

"Malaiyoram"
veesum kaathu,
manasoda
paadum paattu

"cake-ku-thaa,..?
"cake-ku-thaa,..?

Dont cry...

இடியட்

Comedy:

On the road

Lady: u stupid, idiot.. Ivlo vegama bike la variye yen mela mothi irundha enna aayirukkum..!

Boy:Nee ivlo pesi irukka matta.?

எஸ்எம்எஸ்

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum.

1.Mobile thuru pidikkadhu.

2.Time pas agum.

3.Padippavar happy aavanga.

4.Contact irukum.

5.Any time busy ayiduveenga.

6.Somberi ya irukka matinga.

7.Fingers activa irukum.

8.ABCD maraka matinga.

9.Creativity mind aagum.

10.Ungala yarum ganjannu sollamatanga..
Eppauavathu msg pannunga pa,@

வாட்ச்

Pothuvave girls Watcha right Handla Katturanga.
But,
Boys left Handla Katturanga.
Yen Theriyuma.?

Time Parkathan.. iyo iyo...

True line: "Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal

True line:
"Naam Pazhakiya Naatkal
Mekam Pol Kalainthu Sendraalum,
Un Ninaivukal Endrum Vaanathai Pol Nilaithu
Irukum!"

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen

Man 1: Hotel la saaptu Mudichu paakraen Kai la kaasu illa!
Man 2: Adada! Aparam Enna aachu
Man 1: Aparam pocket la Irunthu Eduthu kuduthaen...

tamil sms jokes collection

Friend1: Dhinamum un wife ku poo vaangittu poreye...
Wife mela avvalavu paasama?
Friend 2: Maapla, paasam wife mela illa da, poo kaari mela..

tamil sms jokes category friendship

FRIENDSHIP:
Kattumaram pol
Un ninaivugalai sumappaen,
Karai serum varai alla,
Kallarai serum varai...

Tamil feeling sms messages

My feel:
Naan Neasikkum Palar Enakku SMS anupa Maranthaalum..!
Ennai Neasikkum Ellorukkum Naan SMS anupa Marappathillai...

Teacher: Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar

Teacher:
Radio vai Kandu Pidithavar
"Marconi"
Student: Enga
Veetlayum Oru
Radio
Kaanaama Poochu Sir.
Kandu Pidichu
Kuduppaaraa.?
Teacher:..?

Pirakkum podhu Illaadha,

Pirakkum podhu
Illaadha,
Un Peyar
Irakkum podhu
Unnudan thaan
Irukkum.
Adhai,
" Saavukku "
Kodukkaamal,
" Saritthiratthirku "
Kodu.!

Sila Neram Ninaivil., Sila Neram

Sila
Neram
Ninaivil.,
Sila
Neram
Arukil..,
Sila
Neram
Tholaivil...
Aanaal Nee
Endrum
Enn...
" Manathil "

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga,

Sardar wife: raathri mobile charge podathinga, Battery blast aagidum
Sardar: Enakku theriyum, athukku thaan battery'a eduthuttu charge podurain

"Sumaikalai Kandu Thuvandu

"Sumaikalai
Kandu
Thuvandu
Vidathae,
Ulakatthai
Thaangum
Poomiye
Un Kaladiyil Thaan irukkirathu"
*Kudiyarasu thina vaazthukal*

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru

Kanavukkum, Latchiyathukum Oru Vithiyaasam, Kanavukku Thevai 'Amaithiyaana Thookam' Latchiyathuku Thevai 'Thookamilatha' Ulaippu..

Sila uravugal "punnagai pola",

Sila uravugal
"punnagai pola", eppovathu ninaivu varum..
sila uravugal
"moochu kaatru" maathiri, eppavum koodave irukkum.. 'Ungalai' pola!!

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka

Cooker: nee yaen ivalavu karuppa iruka?
Vadasatti: ivalavu karuppa irukkumpothe nee enna parthu visil adikkara
Konjam vellaiya iruntha viduvaya?

Kavithai: Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil

Kavithai:
Nee vidum pattam kooda uyarathil parakka marukirathu!
Yaaruku thaan manasu varum unnai vittu vilagi sella...!
My dear friend..

சங்கு மங்கு

Changu: Why have you increased speed of car?
Mangu: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

ஆப்பிள்

A Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit: started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Doctor:aah.