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2011s Top 3 Kalla Kadhal Jodies::-)

No:1
Award goes to Prabudeva &
Nayanthara..;-)
Win cash Rs.3 laks..!!

No:2
Award goes to Nithayanandha, Ranjitha..:-D
Win cash Rs.10laks..!!

No:3
And d Winner is,

Who?

Who?
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.
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Raasa & His Rosa
Kanimozhi..:-P
Win cash
Rs.1,76,000 Crores..!!...

A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.

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Mudhal masam january

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

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Emma unga paper

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe
illa?
Writer: padikka sonna.....
ungala yaru nakki
pakka sonnathu.

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Naragathil yeman

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

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Sachin tamil jokes

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

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Vinayagar chaturthi

There are 12 days for vinayagar
chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe
pannikinga.

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Saraku sms jokes monitor mbbs

Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
LungsSpecialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist..

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Two wheeler thought

Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

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மியாவ் மியாவ் பூனை

Oru naal oru kutti rat
oru periya cat kita mattikichu.
Antha rat sollichu
"cat anna cat anna
naan enga appa ammakku
ore paiyen enna sapdatheenga vittudunga pls"nu
Athuku antha periya cat
enna solluchu theriyuma?

"Miaw"Nu solluchu
Poi velaya paarunga..
kathai kekura
vayasa idhu?? Just fun pa?

நல்ல வேளை

Sardar: High voltage aalaTV pochu, AC pochu Fridge pochu ellaam pochu!
Man: STABILIZER illaya?
Sardar: nalla vela adhu illai. Iruntha athum Poyirukum..,

தலைவலி

Teacher: yenda nann varum podhu mattum kannadi poduray?

Student: thalavali varum pothu mattum doctor kannadi poda sonnar teacher

உண்ணைப்போல் ஒருவன்

School HM:
Thambi Nee Yethu Varaikum Padikanumnu Aasai Padura...?

LKG Boy:
"School Bell Adikkira Varaikkum Sir..
by
Unnai pol oruvan.

லொள்ளு

"LOLLU-2011"

Enna thaan girls padippil 1stta irunthaalum avanga use panra PEN,

"Hero pen thaan",

"Heroin pen illai"......

வர்ணிக்க வார்த்தை

Periya puyal kaatru.,
minnal., kottum gana mazhaiyil., NEE nadanthu sellum azhagai varnika
oru sila vaarthaigal...

"Eruma maadu.!
Eppadi pogudhu paaru...

கல்யாணம்

Sardhar1 : machi, enakum en loverukum kalyanam da! Sardhar2 : Appadiya? Romba santhosam da yeppo da kalyanam?
Sardhar1 :enaku may 21 en loveruku june 21....,

ஒட்றா மச்சான்

When i'm driving bike,

MOMY -
Na ukkara maten bayama iruku.

SISTER-
Otta theriuma?

DAD-
Un kooda manusan varuvana?

lover- dai veanam acciedent panniruva

Friend -
otra machan setha onna savom.
Nanben da.

அசின்

"Asin"mobile vangi
Koduthu,

"trisha" Simcard
pottu Koduthu,

"Anuska" Recharge Panni Kodutha than, message anupuveengalo?

send ME sms Come Fast.

கொசு ஓழிப்பு

Kosu varaama irukka 3tips
1)veetu address thapa kodukanum
2) light off pani vecha kosu veetla yarum illanu nenachikidum
3)veetu vaasalla un photo otti vacha payandhu poi mandaiya poturum.
Only joke.

சூ .,. போ

Part time job waiting for U

Salary Rs.60,000 per month.
Place-chennai
Merina beach.
Work:Sunami Vandha Kuchi eduthu PO PO nu Veratanum!
Epudi ....? just cmdy?@

Please Help

Freeya iruntha oru help ?

Intha msg-a delete pannidunga!
Pls! Enaku time illa...
Naan konjam busy...

மொக்கை

Todays mokkai:
Eli saptu micham vacha saadham enna saadham?

Yoasinga..

Therilayaa?

Adhaan, Elimicha Saadham.
Mudinja Siringa illa sevuthla mutikkon

குளிச்சியா

Neeya..

ippadi Senja.

Naa Nambavey
illa..

Un Mela Evvalavu
Nambikkai
Vachiruntheyn.

Nee Enkitta Kooda
Sollama.

Eppadi Unnala
itha Seiya
Mudinchuthu..?

Naa Un Mela
Evlo Mariyathai
Vachiruntheyn.

Nambikkai
Thurogam
Panittiye.

Yen ippadi
Senja..?

Enna Kariyam
Pannitta?

Yaru Solli
Kudutthanga..?

Unakku ithellam
Theriyathey...

Yaro Solli Than
Nee ippadi
Senjirukka...

Sollu
Unmaiya.

Nee innaiku..

Kulichiyame..?
Wish u happy day.....

என்ன பார்க்கணுமா

Hai Enna Paarkkanum Pola irukkaa..?

ithu Capital "N"
ithu Small "n"
Enna
Parthachaa..?
ok..?
No No
Ala koodathu.....

குறைஞ்சா போவீங்க

Hello,neenga filmstara?

billgates frienda?

ambani relativa?

asinoda cousina?

illaya?

Goyyala,apo sms anupina koranja poiduvinga?

எவ்வளவோ பண்ணிட்டோம்

2 / 10 = 2
enga proof pannuga pakkalam.

*school student; engaluku thariyalai.

*medical student : it's impossible.

*engineering student : no no eppadi mudiyum.

*arrear student : yavalavo pannitom itha panna maatama?

2=two,10=ten
two/ten=wo/en
('t'cancelled)

wo/en
abcd la number varisaipadi partha
w+o=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19

so , 38/19=2
eppadi ' PROOF ' pannitomla

( vanga canteen polam,tireda iruku)...

Sorry பாஸ்

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