Teacher Vs Student SmS Jokes In Tamil

 

 

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TEACHER: unaku entha animal pidikum..?

Stud: poonai pidikum.

TEACHER: Why?

Stud: poonai kurukka vandha en paatti enna school ku anuppa matanga!

 

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Teacher: un padippula romba akkara vachurukkuradhu yaru?
Mani:conductor..
T:yen?
M:avar than daily nee pass'a nee pass'a nu kekkurar!

 

 

Padichavanuku 1000 kavalai!
endha kelvi varum endru.
but padikadavanuku ore kavalai!

Maapla, inniki enna examda!

 

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HOD:ABCD ethana eluthu?
Stu:4
HOD:Total
Stu:5
H:stupid
St:6
H: what?
St:7
H: Nonsense
Stu:8
H:??
Stu: paesu de mapla ippa pesu..

 

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Teacher:4 girls r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence
student: WOW..!!

 

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Mokka sms with vadivel

 

Vadivel: Intha Oorla Saappadu Enga vikkum?

Parthipan: Intha Oorla mattum illa, Entha Oorla saapittalum
Thondaila than "VIKKUM"...

Love++ program:

 

Love++ Program:
#include<boy.h>
#include<girl.h>
Void main()
(
int serupu,rose;
if(love==ok)
Printf("ROSE");
else
Printf("SERUPU");
escape();
)
Outpt:Nextfigure

Mobile oru city bus

 

*Mobile oru
City Bus*

*Sms than Ticket*

*Sms anuppupavar Conductor*

*Sms padippavar passenger*

*Sms padichutu Reply anupathavar "without".!
neenga eppadi

Tamilan daa....

 

Thamilan entru sollada thalai nimirnthu nilada