சூப்பர் அம்மா

Girl : Amma, enga class "payan" enna kiss pannittan ma, nee poi kelumma..

Mother : Naan ketta tharamattaan di poi unga akkava kekka sollu.

தூங்கு கண்ணா தூங்கு

A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
.
A Sea Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,
But lives for 300 yrs!

Moral:EXERCISE IS WASTE..
SLEEP WELL...

டார்லிங் ஜ லவ் யூ

Son: Amma, ethir veetu anty peru enna.?

Mom: 'Radha' da..

Son: dad-ku adhu kuda teriyala ma.. "Darling"-nu kupuduraru.

Mom: Sethan da unga appan.....!

குடிமகனே !

Boy was drunk & came home late
To avoid Dads scoldin he quietly tuk a laptop & start working

Dad:r u drunk?

Son:No!

Dad: den wat r u doin wit my suitcase open?:-

கேர்ள்

Govt says,
Educate a girl nd she'll educate atleast 4 people in a home..
But fact is while she is studying in school and college, she make atleast 50 boys fail!

நீயா ? நானா ?

Love Marriagekku munnal :
"anbe..Nee indri naan illai, naan indri nee illai..."

After Marriage:
"Mavalae... onnu nee irukkanum illa naan irukkanum...."

சிஸ்டர்டா

Boy1: machi Bike la yarukuda pona?
Boy2: Sister'da!
Boy1: Appuram ethuku shal vechu face cover panni irundha?
Boy2: Unnoda Sister'da machan...

வடிவேலு

Ram killed Raavan.
(R-R)
Krishna killed Kamsa. (K-K)
Godse killed Gandhi (G-G)
thats why
.
.
Veerappan was killed by Vijaykumar (V-V)
Osama was killed by Obama...(O-O)
.

.

so history shows Vadivelu saavu Vijaykanth kaiyala thaan....(V-V);-)

முறுக்கு வியாபாரி

Pen veetar: Maapla Enna Panrar.?
Broker: Avar Ninna Rail Odum, Rail Ninna Avar Oduvar. Aiyo.! Avlo busy'ya.?
Broker: Um.! Station'la Muruku vikkirar.

சொக்கத்தங்கம்

Gold Rate Naaluku Naal Increase Aagikite Iruku...

Kavanamaa irunga
Yaravathu
Unga "MANASA" Thookkitu poira poranga


Yen na
Unga
Manasu
"SOKKA THANGAM LA"

கலைஞர் டீம்

INDIA TEAM ILLA,AUSTRALIA TEAM ILLA.......

IDHU KALAINGAR IN FAMILY TEAM....

1) A.Raja Caught & Bowled - CBI -- 176,000 Crores
2) Kanimozhi Caught & Bowled - CBI -- 214 Crores
3) Dhayanidhi Maran Run Out (CBI/Media) 3rd Umpire Referral -- 440 Crores
4) Kalanidhi Maran (Batting)
5) Azhagiri
6) Stalin
7) Udhayanidhi
8) Dhayanidhi
9) Rajaathi
10) Dayalu
11) Kalaignar

Innum Amma field set panni bowling eh start pannala,athukullaye ovvoru wicket'a poguthey!

Wedding Day

Wat's wedding day?
A wedding is d day When a boy stands on a stage & watches all other galz & cries inside..
"Enaku Ponnu Paathapa Enga d Poneenga" ...

ஆஸ்பிட்டல் பஞ்ச்

DOCTOR: Enga Hospital advertisement ku Oru Nalla punch dialogue Sollunga,

Sardar: Kutittu Vaanga Thookittu Ponga,
Panam engaluku Ponam Ungaluku.