Saturday 8 October 2011

Tamil Kavidhai sms 2011

 
 
Kavithai:

Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!

Aanal..,
 
Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu...

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Nice kavithai:
'"un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal nenjoram vaithirukiren ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga"..
 

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Nice lines:Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai......




unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..


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Lovely Lines :
Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan, Erinthu Kondae Irupaen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.
 

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Mylines:
Nan solliya kathaluku...
Aval
kangal
solliya
pathil
'kanneer'
Gudmrng..
 

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Kavithai Corner: Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba...
Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!
 

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Santhaanam Lollu SmS Jokes

 
 





Surya (in aadukalam audio launch):
neengellam oru vishiyathuku perumapattukanum.


Yenna naanum oru dhanush fan dhan.

Santhanam:

nee dhanush fan ah irukarathuku avanga yenda peruma pattukanum.
Nee enna avalo periya appatucker ah.
Shoe ku adila 2 inch heels pottu nadikara unakae avalo adhupu na heels podama nadikara

'Thala-Thalapathy' ku evalo adhupu irukum..
 
Dedicated to all thala thalapathy fans..


May Day SmS Collections

 
 
I wish all People living in World,
Happy May Day
On this May Day Lets Unite
Happy May Day..
 
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Let's celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand
Happy labor day..
 
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The 1st day ov the month of May
is celebrated all over India
as a spring fertility festival
to honour goddess spring
Happy 1st May Day
1st Day ov May iz celebrated as Labour Day.
Happy May Day..
 
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God give me work, till my life shall end
And life, till my work is done.
Happy May Day..
 
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A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell.
Happy May Day..
 
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Boys vs Girls Tamil SmS Jokes

 
 
 
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Evlo padichalum girls sollum words?
Padikaladi,
Evlo kudichalum pasanga sollum words,
Bothai ye illa da mama. Unaku?
machi 1 quater sollen..
 
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Vadivelu SmS Jokes After Election Result..

 
 
 
 
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Vadivelu Feeling After Election Result...!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"KONJAM OVER'A THAAN POITTOMO''.?.!
 
 
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BREAKING NEWS:
Jayalalitha WON
 
jayalalitha - 204
karunanithi - 30
D.M.K gonna home..
vijayakanth is now searching "vadivelu"......
 
 
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Kanamal Ponavarkal patriya Arivupu.
Name:Vadvelu
Col:Black
Place:Madurai
Age:40+
ivarai patriya Thagaval Kidaithal
VIJAYKANTH idam SOLLAVUM..
 
 
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Vadivel to Vijaykanth:
Nan ungala pathi velayata pesnatha elam neenga unmaenu nambitinga.. Haiyo haiyo...:-)
Awwwwwwwwwwww. :'(
 
 
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Captain : dai engadaa iruka nee...?
Vadivel : "theivame En theivame Na vilayaataa pesnadhellaam neenga serious ah nambiteenga. Hayyo.. Hayyo
 
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Kavidhai sms Collection 2011

 
 
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Kaalaiyil aval potta kolathai vida
alagaga irunthathu...

athai suttri
iruntha avalin
patha suvadugal..!
 
 
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Kodai kaala veyilil,
Un kolusu than ennai kulira vaikirathu,
Ne nadanthu sellum pothu
chil..
chil..
Entru..
 
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Touching Sms

 

A nice Quote:
I do not care when you disturb me..
 
But,,
 
I get disturbed when you dont disturb me...!
Good Evening.


Kadhal Jokes Kavidhaigal SmS

 
 
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Dhinam oru poo koduthen avalukku.!
Aval orey oru poo koduthal athu than
"AAPPOO"

B carefull
Maappoo.
love na Doopu!
Namaku frnds than "TOP"
 
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Kaadhalithu "PAAR"
Endru
Sonnavargal,


Kaadhalithaal
"BAAR"
Enbadhai
Solla Villaye.
Machi oru quater sollen..

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Aval kangal parthu solla vantha
kathalai

aval punnagai parthu purinthu konden

aval already booking endru
Machi oru quarter sollen..

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After love failure,

Gals :hey avan fraud,rowdy,porukki and so on..
But
Boys: (Ava en anjala da?) sorry!
machan ava oru item da.!
 
Puthagam, kaditham,SMSil dhan kavidhaigal varum..
Ipadi chudidharil kuda varuma enna..
kulambi ponen avalai parthadhum! Sema Mokka illa?

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Avalai muluvathum maraka mudiyavillai..,

Karanam









Vera figure innum set aagala machi....Oru quarter sollen....
 
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Proposal:Boy-I Luv U
Girl-poda
Boy-I'll Die 4 U
Girl-poda
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-poda
Boy-I'll Marry U
Girl-Really?
Boy- podi
 
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Kadhali: Neenga enakku love letter kodutha vishayam enga veetla ellaarukum
therinjupochu!

Kadhalan: Aiyo un thangachikuma


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Vinayagar Chadhurthi SmS Collection 2011

 
 
Hi be careful . Next month we have

Vinayagar Chaturthi.



Kaliman demand.

So,
un mandaila irukaradha safe panniko..!
 
 

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Intha iniya pon naalil
Vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum
Ella arulaiyum puriyatum
Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi vazthukal!
Jay Shri Siddhi Vinayaka
 
 
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@(. = .)@
() ,jj, ()
( )( /. )( )
G-get
A-always
N-new
E-energy
S-spirit &
H-happiness.
Wish u happy
Ganesh Chaturti
 
 
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I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God for
your prosperous life
May you find all the love of life
may ur all dreams come true.
 
 
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May the
lords
blessings
make good
luck shines
on you
always...
 
 
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Friday 7 October 2011

True feelings


The Most True Line:
"We are Remembered
Only When We are Needed"..........

Cricket Jokes SmS Collections

 
 
 
Behind every successful Batsmen der is ... Kamran Akmal....

but,
 
In front of every Successful Batsman ther is a Ashish Nehra...!! :P


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Sreesanth veetil CBI raid:-
veetil oru puthagam kandu pidika pattulathu.

Puthagathin peyar?
'10 naalil bowling poduvathu epadi'
-by Nehra.
 

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Loving someone
who doesnt love you
is like batting when you need 37runs in 6balls
You know its impossible
but you still have a small hope that Nehra'll bowl the last over..


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Plz dont press down..
If you read, you will laugh..

 
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"SREESANTH"


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Ponting has changd his name aftr losing in d Quartrfinals..
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Now he is called Dissappointing..!
 

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Ponting to Sreesanth:U r d Bowler. Who Confuses Our Batsmen d Most.
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Sree(Exited):ok,Y?
Pont:Coz v Get Confused Whether To Hit U Or d Ball.
 
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Tamil Insult SmS Jokes

 
 
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Andha pakkam
Jesus
aadu meikrar.

Indha pakkam
Kannan
maadu meikrar.

Aana nee enna meikiranu theriala..
Oru SMS kooda anuppa mata?


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Makkal Tholan

Makkal Selvam

MaMethai

AnbuNenjam

Anja Singam

Paayum Puli

Parakum Kili
UNGAL tholan

"Tamil.N"
Elunthu Vittar!

Gmrng..


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Boy: Ration kadaila sakkarai, paruppu, arisi ellame podaranga !

Lady: ulundhu podarangala?

Sardar: Ulundhu podala UKKAANDHU than podaranga .


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Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?

LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
By
LKG arrear groups...

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Santhaanam Dialog Remix Sms Joke

 
 
 
 
Santhaanam Dialog Remix:
 
Friend Request Anuppum Pasangalai Lo Lo ena Longa Vaikkum
Mokka Figures Ku Vanakkam!
 
Madam Sonnanga, Intdha Madhiri Theriyadha Pasanga
Friend Request Anuppuna Pudikkadhu nu...
 
Appuram Enna Ma******ku Friend Request ah Cancel Pannala?
 
Unaku EnFriend Anupina Request
Pidikalana Nee Enna Pannirukkanum?
 
Enna Chellam Pannirukkanum, Onnu Yes Nu Sollirukkanum illa No Sollirukkanum!
 
Adha Vittutu Nee Apdiye Vachikitu Un Friends
Ellarukittayum Enakku Iththana Request
Vanthirukkunu Kaatti Nee Scene Pottirukka?
 
Naa Theriyamadhan Kaekuren,
NEE ENNA AVLO PERIYA FIGURE ah?
 
Onraiku Onrai Room la Orae Oru
Computer la Facebook ah Paarkura Unakke Avlo Adhuppu na,
Net Centre la Line ah 5 Computer la Suthi Suthi
Friend Request Anuppura Engalukku Evlo Adhuppu Irukkm?:-D


Wednesday 5 October 2011

Pinam – Pudhu Kavidhai


Moochu Ninral

Mattum Pinam Illai….

Muyarchi Ninralum

Pinam than..!!!

Muyandrall Mudiyadhadhu Edhuvum Illai.

Happy Independence Day Friends!!!
India Flag

Pudhiya Kavidhai

 

Irandhu Poana
Meengaldhan
Thanneer Sellum Vazhiye
Sellum…

Uyirulla Poana
Meengal
Thanneerai Ethirthu
Sellum…

Fight Against Your Problems And Win…

Happy Independence Day…

Nam Munnorgal Sudhandhirathirgaga Poradiyathai
Ninaithu Paarungall InNannalil….

Vazhga Valamudan!!!

Nerupaga Irunthalum Nesippen…


"Un Kadhal

Nerupaga Irunthalum

Nesippen"

"Naan Yerinthu

Sambal Agum Varai"…

Nanbanin Annaikku Oru Kavithai


Ulagil Yeththanai
Kadavull
Irundhaalum…!!!

Unnai Yenakku
"FRIEND"aaga
Thandha…

Un "ANNAI"yum
Yenakku Oru
Kadavull Dhaan…!!!

Indha Kavithaiyai Enadhu Nanbanin Annaikkaga Arpanikkiren…

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