Monday, 10 October 2011

When ever u hav any problem,

 
When ever u hav any problem:

Juz sing any song
then u'll realise that
Ur voice iz....
.

.
A lot worst than ur problem. True..
 
Love The LADY,
But
Dont Touch The
BODY.!
If U Touch The
BODY,
U
Become A
DADDY..!!
Pls send this to all KD!
I have already
send to a Big KD.

 
 
 
I'm on a mission,

Mission1:
2 make u smart

Mission2:
2 make u intelligent


Guess my mission's name?

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.





Mr.Bush wz having Tea with Dr.Kalam.

Bush said-" Sugar is only word in which "S" is pronounced as "SH".

Dr.Kalam asked,"ARE U SURE..?"
 
 


Neengathaan yennoda manaivi'ya

 
Man: Doctor. Neengathaan yennoda manaivi'ya kaapathanum.

Dr: Ok. Kattina pudavayoda vara sollunga...
 
 
DOCTOR:neenga ivara 1 hour munnadi kondu vandhirunda pilachirupar.

MAN:kondu vandhirukalam aanaa accident agi 10min tha aguthu.

DOCTOR:!!


Doctor: neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga, kadaisiya yaraiyavadu pakka virumbireengala?
 
 
Patient: vera oru nalla doctor'ai paakanum plz hlp.


Naan onnu solluven elundhiruchu oda kudathu

 

Naan onnu solluven elundhiruchu oda kudathu

Sollattuma.





Perumal koila Sundal tharangalam.
Eai odathenga.,
nillunga..
nillunga..
Unmaikkum
Comedykkum
Konjam than Vithiyasam

Neenga Romba
Azhaga irukeenga

Idha Naan Sonna
COMEDY.
Idhaye Neenga Sonna UNMAI.
Ha ha ha
 




A tiger catches Santa's wife, Vijay was going with his G.F,protect Ur Face From Dust

 
 
Beauty Tip:

If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud, sun light & Such.

Then apply

"ASIAN PAINTS" Exterior Emulsion
7yrs guarantee ;-)
 
 
Vijay was going with his G.F.


Frnd asked:Who is she?


Vijay: My cousin.


Frnd smiled and said:Last year she was my cousin.!"




A tiger catches Santa's wife.
His wife- Shoot..Shoot..
Santa went away.
Wife- Wer r u going?
Santa- Going to take the camera.


Navy Selectoinukku, Soft Veru...

 
 
Caption: Navy selection'ku vandhu irukiyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?

Goundar: Appo airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?
 
 
Senthil :
anna software na enna? hardware na enna?

koundamani :
ade bluetooth mandaiya sediya pudunguna software maratha pudunguna hardware ...


Sunday, 9 October 2011

Today mosquito will not disturb u, I love 3 things



Today mosquito will not disturb u!
Bcoz my

"Good Night"
ll take care of u!


But,
 

Ants may bite u
bcoz
I wish u a very "SWEET SWEET DREAMS"




.-""-. R u
$ ( '.' ) Waiting
=(,,)=(,,)= for my sms?

So sweet..
How can I forget
to wish u!
Goodnight..!
 
I love 3 things
The sun,
The moon and U!
The sun for the day,
the moon for the night.. and U forever!


Santhaanam Dialog Remix Sms Joke

 
 
 
Santhaanam Dialog Remix:
 
Friend Request Anuppum Pasangalai Lo Lo ena Longa Vaikkum
Mokka Figures Ku Vanakkam!
 
Madam Sonnanga, Intdha Madhiri Theriyadha Pasanga
Friend Request Anuppuna Pudikkadhu nu...
 
Appuram Enna Ma******ku Friend Request ah Cancel Pannala?
 
Unaku EnFriend Anupina Request
Pidikalana Nee Enna Pannirukkanum?
 
Enna Chellam Pannirukkanum, Onnu Yes Nu Sollirukkanum illa No Sollirukkanum!
 
Adha Vittutu Nee Apdiye Vachikitu Un Friends
Ellarukittayum Enakku Iththana Request
Vanthirukkunu Kaatti Nee Scene Pottirukka?
 
Naa Theriyamadhan Kaekuren,
NEE ENNA AVLO PERIYA FIGURE ah?
 
Onraiku Onrai Room la Orae Oru
Computer la Facebook ah Paarkura Unakke Avlo Adhuppu na,
Net Centre la Line ah 5 Computer la Suthi Suthi
Friend Request Anuppura Engalukku Evlo Adhuppu Irukkm?:-D


Valentine SmS Collections

 
 
 
Some People are So Much Important in our Life.
Not because We Enjoy their Company.

But,
Because We Feel So much Loneliness in their Absence.

Happy Valentine's Day...
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
O my dear Valentine
What is life ?
Life is love..
Whats love?
Love is kissing..
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you...:-)
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
Anyone can catch your eye,
but
It takes someone special to catch your heart.
 
Happy Valentine's Day...
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
When i look at you,
I cannot deny there is God,
Because,
Only God could have created some one
as wonderful and beautiful as you..
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
 
If i reached for your hand , will you hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will you hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will you kiss me ?
If i capture your heart , will you love me?
 
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Kaadhal enbadhu Vayasu Koluppu...


Difference between Kavidhai and Kadhal:

Kavidhai Enbadhu Vaarthai Thoguppu...

Kaadhal enbadhu Vayasu Koluppu...
 
 
Figauroda kadarkarai Manalil veedu katti Vilaiyadiyathin Arumai, Figuroda Annan " veedu katti " Adikum pothu dhan Therium..
 
Boys Kavidhai :


Avalai ninaikkum pothellem,
En idhayam ennidam ketkirathu.



"Vera oru super figure'a correct panni irukkalamoo anru"
 
Kavidhai'ZonE:

Kaadhal Oru
Sugamana Vali
EndraarGal. . .

Kaadhalitha Pinbu Thaan Therindhathu athu SuduKaatukku Sellum Vazhi Endru:-)



Best Love failure kavidhai:



"THAPPICHEN DA SAAMY'' fwd to all lovers..


Periyar Words

 
Kadavulukum Maranam varum...
 
Manithanuku
Thannambikai pirakumbothu..
-PERIYAR
 
 
Kovilil Saami Kumbida Vanthavanai Paarthu Kummbittan,
 
Pichaikkaran....!
 
-Yaar Kadavul....?
-PERIYAR
 
Excellent Line :
 
" Karppanaigal Ellaam Eppothu
 
Kadavul Aanatho,
Thanthai Periyar
 
Appothe Manithan Ellaam Muttaal
 
Aagivittaan ".
 
- PERIYAR


A tiger never
kills another
tiger!
a lion never kills
another lion! but, man kills man!
so, man is the
dangerous animal.

- PERIYAR
 
 


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