When ever u hav any problem,

 

When ever u hav any problem:

Juz sing any song
then u'll realise that
Ur voice iz....
.

.
A lot worst than ur problem. True..

 

Love The LADY,
But
Dont Touch The
BODY.!
If U Touch The
BODY,
U
Become A
DADDY..!!
Pls send this to all KD!
I have already
send to a Big KD.

 

 

 

I'm on a mission,

Mission1:
2 make u smart

Mission2:
2 make u intelligent


Guess my mission's name?

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

Mr.Bush wz having Tea with Dr.Kalam.

Bush said-" Sugar is only word in which "S" is pronounced as "SH".

Dr.Kalam asked,"ARE U SURE..?"

 

 

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Neengathaan yennoda manaivi'ya

 

Man: Doctor. Neengathaan yennoda manaivi'ya kaapathanum.

Dr: Ok. Kattina pudavayoda vara sollunga...

 

 

DOCTOR:neenga ivara 1 hour munnadi kondu vandhirunda pilachirupar.

MAN:kondu vandhirukalam aanaa accident agi 10min tha aguthu.

DOCTOR:!!

Doctor: neenga innum 2 hr'la sethuduveenga, kadaisiya yaraiyavadu pakka virumbireengala?

 

 

Patient: vera oru nalla doctor'ai paakanum plz hlp.

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Naan onnu solluven elundhiruchu oda kudathu

 

Naan onnu solluven elundhiruchu oda kudathu

Sollattuma.





Perumal koila Sundal tharangalam.
Eai odathenga.,
nillunga..
nillunga..

Unmaikkum
Comedykkum
Konjam than Vithiyasam

Neenga Romba
Azhaga irukeenga

Idha Naan Sonna
COMEDY.
Idhaye Neenga Sonna UNMAI.
Ha ha ha

 

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A tiger catches Santa's wife, Vijay was going with his G.F,protect Ur Face From Dust

 

 

Beauty Tip:

If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud, sun light & Such.

Then apply

"ASIAN PAINTS" Exterior Emulsion
7yrs guarantee ;-)

 

 

Vijay was going with his G.F.


Frnd asked:Who is she?


Vijay: My cousin.


Frnd smiled and said:Last year she was my cousin.!"

A tiger catches Santa's wife.
His wife- Shoot..Shoot..
Santa went away.
Wife- Wer r u going?
Santa- Going to take the camera.

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Navy Selectoinukku, Soft Veru...

 

 

Caption: Navy selection'ku vandhu irukiyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?

Goundar: Appo airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?

 

 

Senthil :
anna software na enna? hardware na enna?

koundamani :
ade bluetooth mandaiya sediya pudunguna software maratha pudunguna hardware ...

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Today mosquito will not disturb u, I love 3 things

Today mosquito will not disturb u!

Bcoz my

"Good Night"

ll take care of u!

But,

 

Ants may bite u

bcoz

I wish u a very "SWEET SWEET DREAMS"

.-""-. R u

$ ( '.' ) Waiting

=(,,)=(,,)= for my sms?

So sweet..

How can I forget

to wish u!

Goodnight..!

 

I love 3 things

The sun,

The moon and U!

The sun for the day,

the moon for the night.. and U forever!

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Santhaanam Dialog Remix Sms Joke

 

 

 

Santhaanam Dialog Remix:

 

Friend Request Anuppum Pasangalai Lo Lo ena Longa Vaikkum

Mokka Figures Ku Vanakkam!

 

Madam Sonnanga, Intdha Madhiri Theriyadha Pasanga

Friend Request Anuppuna Pudikkadhu nu...

 

Appuram Enna Ma******ku Friend Request ah Cancel Pannala?

 

Unaku EnFriend Anupina Request

Pidikalana Nee Enna Pannirukkanum?

 

Enna Chellam Pannirukkanum, Onnu Yes Nu Sollirukkanum illa No Sollirukkanum!

 

Adha Vittutu Nee Apdiye Vachikitu Un Friends

Ellarukittayum Enakku Iththana Request

Vanthirukkunu Kaatti Nee Scene Pottirukka?

 

Naa Theriyamadhan Kaekuren,

NEE ENNA AVLO PERIYA FIGURE ah?

 

Onraiku Onrai Room la Orae Oru

Computer la Facebook ah Paarkura Unakke Avlo Adhuppu na,

Net Centre la Line ah 5 Computer la Suthi Suthi

Friend Request Anuppura Engalukku Evlo Adhuppu Irukkm?:-D

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