சூப்பர் அம்மா

Girl : Amma, enga class "payan" enna kiss pannittan ma, nee poi kelumma..

Mother : Naan ketta tharamattaan di poi unga akkava kekka sollu.

தூங்கு கண்ணா தூங்கு

A Rabbit runs, jumps & lives only for 15 yrs!
.
A Sea Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,
But lives for 300 yrs!

Moral:EXERCISE IS WASTE..
SLEEP WELL...

டார்லிங் ஜ லவ் யூ

Son: Amma, ethir veetu anty peru enna.?

Mom: 'Radha' da..

Son: dad-ku adhu kuda teriyala ma.. "Darling"-nu kupuduraru.

Mom: Sethan da unga appan.....!

குடிமகனே !

Boy was drunk & came home late
To avoid Dads scoldin he quietly tuk a laptop & start working

Dad:r u drunk?

Son:No!

Dad: den wat r u doin wit my suitcase open?:-

கேர்ள்

Govt says,
Educate a girl nd she'll educate atleast 4 people in a home..
But fact is while she is studying in school and college, she make atleast 50 boys fail!

நீயா ? நானா ?

Love Marriagekku munnal :
"anbe..Nee indri naan illai, naan indri nee illai..."

After Marriage:
"Mavalae... onnu nee irukkanum illa naan irukkanum...."

சிஸ்டர்டா

Boy1: machi Bike la yarukuda pona?
Boy2: Sister'da!
Boy1: Appuram ethuku shal vechu face cover panni irundha?
Boy2: Unnoda Sister'da machan...