Sardar Jokes - What is the name of your car ?

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

Tamil Husband Jokes

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, "How's the situation ?"



He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, "It's fine.

3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck !@>-- =)) X_X \=D/ \=D/ X_X =)) @>--

What is LOVE...?

 

What is LOVE...?

A little Girl said: When I went in
classroom without wearing my tie.... ;(

He saw me and removd his tie and kept
in his pocket.... 

So Both will get punishment.. [♥] 

Can not get back ! திரும்ப பெற முடியாதவை !

Can not get back!

திரும்ப பெற முடியாதவை !  

Nesippu tamil sms நேசிப்பு

Nesippu tamil sms நேசிப்பு

Nesitha porul kidaipathai vida,
kidaitha porulai nesi..
Because,
Neenga nesitha porul ungaluku special,-
but,
kidaitha poruluku neenga than special.

When Boy Said Ooouchhh...

When Boy Said Ooouchhh...          

Girl: Its 2 tight

Boy: Dont worry,Ill do it slowly 

Girl: Push it in 

Boy: Ouch.. I can't 

Girl: Its painful 

Boy: Forget it.

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I'll buy new WEDDING RING!

BUY A SCOOTY ?

       

           BUY A SCOOTY ?          
BUY A SCOOTY?..

PICK UP A BEAUTY?

DRINK A FROOTY?.

TAKE HER TO OOTY?

REMOVE HER NIGHTY?

DO UR DUTY?

AFTER 9 MONTHS ?

GET A CUTY    ;)